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CREEPERS - No-one is safe!




VIRGINITY -




Hump Day -




GAY TEST - If You Noticed World Of Warcraft. I have bad news for you.


TAGS: gay test world of warcraft nerd pc beauty girl
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by James

Reidar - May 24, 2009, 5:50 pm
Isn't it more a combined gay-/nerd test
Me. - March 30, 2009, 4:58 pm
It's not even a challenge anymore to figure out who's getting laid on the internet.... and who doest leave their parents basement.
barockeva - November 13, 2008, 7:36 pm
Insecurity. You're doing it right.


A GIRAFFE IS RAPING A DONKEY - Your argument is invalid




IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK -


TAGS: snow funny giraffe
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Grimgravy

IllicoPresto - April 22, 2011, 2:20 am
It says pretty clearly that they're giraffes.
Sho - April 21, 2011, 7:47 pm
I'm the only one that noticed those are deers?


AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome


TAGS: aircraft carrier drifting navy awesome
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:18 pm
Got love something that big that can move fast enough to tow a skier.
NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:17 pm
...We'll find that skier yet!
levinkatz - July 3, 2013, 12:49 pm
The Nimitz on workups, 1 foot on the deck the other on the bulkhead, I was there. 5L
jackripper - August 19, 2010, 6:43 am
It is an awesome feeling when that big ship starts making those turns. I do miss the sea. 5Ls for the memories
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:08 am
Coming About Captian!


PHOTOSHOP - Makes Wars interesting.


TAGS: star wars world war ii aircraft
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by GeorgiZhukov

pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 7:50 pm
nice. 5L's
Zealot - September 12, 2010, 6:28 pm
wow, just wow, 5L
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 9:15 pm
Barrel roll............ nao! 5L
rerun - September 11, 2010, 8:34 pm

nice


HATCHERY - Spawn more Overlord !




MOUNTED PANDA'S - The sad future of WoW


TAGS: wow pandarians pandaria gay warcraft
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by kavuss

staceymetal - February 9, 2012, 6:35 pm
woops sorry, now i remember the pandas (it's been LONG since i last played=D)
staceymetal - February 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
whaaaat?O.O no there are no pandas in perfect world:o unless you're playing on another server or something? wtf... also the pic was EPIC WIN and your argument is invalid since wow is widely known and pw isn't...:)
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2011, 4:12 am
There is a mmorpghhffcck called "perfectworld" that has panda warrior characters who can later obtain a lizard mount. Yeesh! Do your research next time... 1L for lazyness, sir!


REINVENTING -


TAGS: invention traffic light
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - November 27, 2011, 12:51 am
I like how your avatar goes with the comment xD
maoworks2 - November 26, 2011, 10:09 am
That's Cool,I'm Trying To Be young
mariand - November 25, 2011, 6:03 pm
seems an interesting idea...


EPIC WIN -


TAGS: mini giraffe tiny cute cubby
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 2:57 am
Heh, heh. That comment should go on a poster, Aggy.
Cubbybear - March 26, 2011, 9:59 pm
A tribute to those directTV ads
agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 9:49 pm
Amsome! Finally, no longer would I have to trim my bonsai trees!


STONEHENGE - Minecraft for druids


TAGS: minecraft stonehenge
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by valkor

agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 2:55 pm
1L for appealing to Reality Lord.
valkor - January 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
It is a bit of a niche target but I've had a minecraft idea stuck in my head and needed to get it out. I have anther poster but like you said. limited appeal.
Reality Lord - January 22, 2011, 9:10 am

i'm a gamer and know what minecraft is. you get a 5l from me but good luck appealing to the larger audience.


FLYING HORSE - I saw a flying horse today. Sadly, too late.


TAGS: horse flying car accident traffic
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by suzieq

MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 5:22 pm
Makes me wonder if the car is left hand drive or right hand drive. And where the driver is...
PeteMan - April 30, 2012, 8:23 am
I want to see the insurance paperwork for this one...


COPS AND DONUTS -




WORLD OF WARCRAFT -


TAGS: wow world warcraft gamer girl
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by darthballs00

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:27 pm
They might have before they started. A year in, they've gained 45lbs, and their ass is the shape of their desk-chair.


WORLD OF WARCRAFT - Seriously, get off that damn computer.




TRAFFIC JAMS - Some days, I feel the DoT is intentionally screwing with me...




HI, GIRAFFE! - Welcome back to Africa! How was the trip in America?


TAGS: fat obese giraffe africa america
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:29 pm
oooo that's g55555d baby ! can I have some more. pretty please :)


HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains


TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many upskirts as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am
Ok, what manga is this from?


DRUID TREEFORM -




IF FAITH -


TAGS: religion graffiti illusion tags tth
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Cubbybear - June 25, 2010, 11:07 pm
5/5 how true trash


LEMMINGS - 2.a member of any large group following an unthinking course towards mass destruction




FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of shit turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass bitch 4chan 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by Rudi-OH-NO

SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


EASY TO LEARN -




STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


RUBBER DUCKIES - They're not just for bath time anymore




LEGO - When you absolutely, surely have too much time on your hands


TAGS: lego time aircraft carrier
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by RnR

ProfessorMohawk - February 17, 2012, 8:42 am
well lets see, an average 6000 pcs set is $300. and a 4ft Super Star Destroyer is a grand, so......10k?
qdogg99 - April 24, 2011, 12:31 am
who wants to play life size lego battleship cause i want to
spencer - August 14, 2009, 10:07 am
thats cool. wonder the price of one of those.
anonymouse - October 28, 2008, 11:32 pm
where the japs at?
Jeez - August 15, 2008, 3:01 pm
WOOOOOOOO! Man that's friggin' Amazing!


AIRCRAFT RULES - Somewhere in the top 10... "When landing, it's wheel side down."


TAGS: aircraft rules landing
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by GySgt1811

GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 4:32 pm
OK, "G", whatta we up to? 3? Let's make it No. 3.
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 3:26 pm
How about picking a rule number for this one Gunny - I have a feelin' there's more out there...
Sean - April 21, 2011, 2:29 pm
Provided of course that we are talking about a rental.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:03 pm
As far as rules go...I'm sure Airman would agree, any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:01 pm
...And the point is?
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:59 pm
This seems to be "a good example of a bad example" of airplane handling. The rule is good, for safety, in real life, but note the beautiful scenery! This is a special Burning Man "art piece"!
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
think of it as a guideline
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:16 pm
I'm not a pilot -- I don't even play one on TV -- so hum, is this s rule or merely a recommendation?
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:12 pm
that is a good rule gunny


FLYING IS SAFER -




EXTREME TAG - YOU'RE IT!




WHERE DO YOU STAND -




THE ITCHY & SCRATCHY SHOW -




X-47B ROBOT FIGHTER JET - And You Thought Skynet Was Fiction.


TAGS: terminator aircraft usa war robots
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

steve1961 - August 4, 2012, 2:31 am
LOL np If you've actually watched the movie "Stealth", you've already suffered enough so no lashes this time. But I'll be watching...
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 7:48 pm
Ah yes, Steve, I spelled 'lightning' wrong. Sorry about that. I shall take my forty lashes while whimpering in the snake pit.
steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 2:45 pm
Because we'll all be lighter? ;)
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 10:39 am
I believe they are still in the testing phase with it. But you seen the film Stealth? (If not think Short Circuit meets Top Gun.) You want something up there with no pilot and a payload of lethal weapons? One lightening strike and we're in trouble.
SethMythrax - July 25, 2012, 7:57 am
Why not use these if they can? They are a lot more lethal looking than a drone aircraft...


FROGGER - so this is why no one plays it anymore




NIGHT ELVES -


TAGS: elves challenge shadow dark knight crazy wow warcraft
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 9:09 am
Kung-fu monkey shenanigans? Watch "Grandma's Boy"...
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:58 am
Damn it! Monkeys suck! Wait...new training idea...what if they learn to drive trucks? Do monkeys live to the age of sixteen?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:56 am
But then they're drinking your beer.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:55 am
And what if someone is drinking a beer? They could lose a hand... Ah, I have the solution. I'll just keep the monkeys drunk all the time; that way, they'll miss the cans. Brilliant, eh?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:50 am
They'll shoot full cans.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:49 am
That is beyond awesome...and now I want a monkey. I wouldn't teach it Kung Fu, though. (I wouldn't want to repeat that guy's mistake.) I'll just teach them to shoot beer cans with shotguns. What could possibly go wrong?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Actual news story, not sure if it's real though. Guy trained his monkeys to do kung fu, and they turned on him. Probably fake, but still awesome.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:44 am
Is that a new character class?...and I though Peanut with a six-pack was weird enough. (Dunham's puppet)
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:41 am
*cough* Say, heard about the kung fu monkeys?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:40 am
That last "totally" makes me suspicious...Random, do you have a level 30 Blood Druid?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:38 am
I totally don't have an account. Totally.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:37 am
That it is. It has taken more lives that we can count. Hell, it has more accounts than the world has people!
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:35 am
Satan game!


CTHULHU ON A PLANE -




TRAFFIC CONDITIONS - Better than average.




world of warcraft -


TAGS: of warcraft
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by kirk



FEMALE VALETS -




PURPOSE - The function of the naval aviator is a courier service for the ordnanceman.


TAGS: navy pilot fighter jet ordnance air craft carrier
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Moonrage - February 16, 2011, 9:20 am
AO is the worst rate. All the fools become AOs
phydeaux - November 23, 2009, 1:59 pm
Aamen baby...AO...fist of the fleet...
Mongo - November 13, 2009, 4:26 pm
Umm, what if its a tanker hop?
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:20 pm
Clever :})


Truculence -


TAGS: signs men graffiti health exam
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

maoworks2 - February 21, 2015, 1:55 pm
And That's The Truth, I Think . 5 L's


CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet whorehouse.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


HELL NO WE WON'T GO -


TAGS: draft card burning vietnam war
Rating: 3.34/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - December 1, 2011, 6:28 pm
now everyone was available based on your birthday. Most of the soldiers in Nam were drafted into the Army, thus the anti war protestors. You don't have that today because everyone enlisted who is in the military.
Airman - December 1, 2011, 6:25 pm
for those who weren't around from 1963 to 1969, you were subject to the Vietnam draft after high school. You could get a deferment if you went to college. Which when you think about it, wasn't fair at all. so the dumped it and went to a lottery system
Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:31 pm

the man has the right site. the poster is epic. the voter is a douche. 5L'd dude....and i'm heading off to the vote logs to see if the hammer comes out :)
Capt. Morgan - December 1, 2011, 9:20 am
I think the site you are looking for is Politifake.org
mariand - November 30, 2011, 4:20 pm
like I've said so many times... some people just don't get it...
gas - November 30, 2011, 3:55 pm
that shouldn't be so low rated, it deserves twice 5 lions


MARRIAGE - It's a trap. Take evasive action!


TAGS: all craft prepare to retreat
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

badwy - February 11, 2011, 9:18 am
255
Iconoclast - August 13, 2010, 5:31 pm
Only in Massachusetts, Connecticut, Vermont, New Hampshire, Iowa, DC or (maybe) California
wildcard9 - August 13, 2010, 3:06 pm
wait...Shouldn't Akbar be the Priest and the ladies be the couple?


BROTHERHOOD OF MAN -


TAGS: traffic line cutters
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:44 am
Definitely one of my major peeve
Zetmonk - March 12, 2012, 6:50 am
Oh well done, that is truly something that can make my entire day!


THE 80S -


TAGS: decade eighties graffiti ghettoblaster boombox
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by forseti

440wakeup - May 20, 2011, 6:55 am
Get on youtube watch some of the commercials for crap for the 70's. It's likw we were living in the middle ages, And remember we had already put a man on the moon. all the commercials look like they're filmed at a swingers convention or nudist colony.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 6:53 pm
I liked the 80's, hell, I was the 80's.


TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.




BLIZZCON - virgins of the world unite


TAGS: blizzcon wow worldofwarcraft virgins
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by tryal

TerrorAustralis - October 1, 2012, 11:02 pm
if the porn industry had any sense, they'd set up shop right next door.
ZetsuboRin - September 24, 2012, 3:04 am
I take offence! I'm a blizz player, and not a virgin. XD
SatansMasterWhore - February 16, 2011, 5:38 pm
its where muslims go when they die :D theres your virgins , enjoy


CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?


TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
LMAO!!!!!!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


F U T I L I T Y - When your life reaches this juncture.




MEANWHILE ON THE HIGHWAY -




GAME OVER -


TAGS: road sign traffic
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Keysha

LogicDude - October 1, 2008, 1:58 pm
C-C-C-Combo breaker!!!!
D4V3 - June 26, 2008, 11:51 am
rofl only thing that could've made this better was a green traffic light hanging up XD


YOU DIDN'T THINK -


TAGS: police traffic ticket
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:27 am
hahaha..."bag of antlers" too funny!!!
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:45 pm
not if she doesn't tell.....its amazing what citizens complain about and what they dont complain about. besides shes si skinney it has 2b like making love to a bag of antlers.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 6:21 pm

Malarky. He would get investigated up the kazzoo AFTER the news was notified.
NotoriousGIL - April 5, 2011, 4:35 pm
LOL! A friend of mine is a VA State Trooper and actually said that to a woman.


TRAFFIC - why do u have to be so cruel ?!




WOW FACE - When you start talking about your half elf paladin


TAGS: women bored wow world of warcraft
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by juelsk93

Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 2:08 pm
Yeah, and everyone knows the paladin class is grossly overpow...I mean... NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 1:22 pm
NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!
LogicDude - November 25, 2009, 1:21 pm
NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!
TokioMarty - November 25, 2009, 12:50 pm
Just a tiny correction from a WoW-player... There's no class named half elf. There's either Blood Elf or Night Elf. There you have it.
thatonechick - November 25, 2009, 9:23 am
My face wears this look a lot. Looks a lot like my CoD face, too.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:04 am
Im sayin nothin!!!
agdaniele - November 25, 2009, 2:03 am
Hell, I can get this look by saying "today, on motifake...."


EN TARO ADUN - Growing the Tunnel


TAGS: starcraft
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Wookie



POWER PROJECTION - Getting your peeps to pimp out your 102,000 ton super carrier into a kickin' date magnet.




YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD - as the woman you feel


TAGS: crafty codgers groucho
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

Feasibly - August 25, 2011, 11:14 am
LOL, 5 mofo's
Rayzr32 - August 25, 2011, 5:52 am
Be5t EVER, ha ha ha ha!
crankyhead - August 24, 2011, 9:41 pm
ten - 5ix =)
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 7:53 pm
Hahahahaha *pant* that about sums it up.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 7:52 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha5Lhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...


LIQUID ASSET -




MOON RIVER - WIDER THAN THE SKIES


TAGS: personal watercraft
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - April 17, 2012, 9:58 am
Very Funny Pic 5L


APATHY - its a good point.... ahh screw it, I dont care.




COSPLAY - sometimes IS a good idea


TAGS: cosplay wow world of warcraft celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Alexiel

honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:58 pm
hawttt who is she..i gotta know
Trap - June 24, 2008, 6:47 am
It's a trap!


WORLD OF WARCRAFT - Wasting lives since 1994


TAGS: world of warcraft
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Death

anyadat - January 25, 2010, 6:25 am
That Wowhead.com guy is stupid too. Who cares about your lvl 80s?
culos - January 25, 2010, 6:24 am
@anyadat: You're living proof that this poster is 100% accurate....
anyadat - January 25, 2010, 6:22 am
Just one lil thing i can say.. whoever made this picture is stupid. Its not true. Make your brain work then think it again :P
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:20 am
ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!
Death - November 5, 2009, 10:23 pm
A life, a job, and a girlfriend.
Wowhead.com - November 5, 2009, 4:56 pm
yeah...yeah...yeah...I may not have a life but I have 4 level 80s what do you have?
Capt. Obvious - November 5, 2009, 4:32 pm
WoW wasn't released until 2004. Saying all warcraft games wasted lvies is the same as saying any video game did. L2Fail


DAYS OF WONDER -




EVOLUTION -




The Writing's On The Wall -


TAGS: nemesis batman superman superhero grafitti
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 7, 2014, 11:06 pm
Thank you :)
MissPriss - July 7, 2014, 1:43 am
Bahaha and 5L of my famous teehees.


HIT THEM -


TAGS: war aircraft carrier
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

house - June 14, 2011, 9:01 pm
you've done it again airman 5L


GO AHEAD - Tailgate me, mother...




Not going anywhere? -


TAGS: traffic jam hell
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

falloutghoul - August 19, 2013, 7:44 pm
I wouldn't eat that, LG.
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 7:30 pm

Oh, LOLZ! It's been under the seat for two months and has melted around a bolt, but the wrapper is still intact, so it's gonna be delicious, right? 5 been-there-done-that Ls!~


NIGHT ELVES - Because Warcraft players are afraid of Drows.


TAGS: elves anime drow warcraft
Rating: 3.88/5


LOVE, HATE - Same thing. Jesus wins.


TAGS: jesus religion christ christianity bathroom wall graffiti love hate funny
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Zed - September 9, 2009, 12:03 am
Better bring my hubcaps back before i get mad!


World of Warcraft -


TAGS: of warcraft where you can go from having a life to know life in 50 levels
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by C. Hood

Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:35 pm
And what do you play with Timmy? Nevermind...I know what you play with. Don't worry. Your mom was just trying to scare you into finding a real girl. You won't go blind. But when you finally get a girl you'll just love the tangy tingle of pepper spray.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:04 pm
You know what else sucks? Everything in World of Warcraft and people who play it.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:11 am
auto 5 for being a wow poster... but its 70 levels now! 80 in half a month... and sunken temple sucked


TERMINAL VELOCITY -


TAGS: aircraft rule crash site
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

NotoriousGIL - April 27, 2011, 10:07 am
LOL 5L's
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:31 pm
That was supposed to be secret information!
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 2:55 am
HAHA! Nice...


TERRORIST CAPTURE & RELEASE - Cheaper than extraordinary rendition.




oh dear! Oh deer! -




TRAFFIC ENGINEERS - They know how to get their laughs.




IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - I WANT AN UNLIMITED AMMO SUPPLY FOR THIS BIG BAD BOY, WHICH WOULD GO WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO...


TAGS: the gau 8 30mm cannon would be my best friend clearer of traffic and overall tool of vengance against all
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:47 pm
He'll be my..."Whuppin boy"...BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 10:03 am
ohh, a silent but deadly ass muffler
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 9:59 am
Actually I'm going to shove it straight up your butt, and you'll be my weapons carrier.
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:23 am
And you will cary it in your pocket?


WHERE IS THE AIR SUPPORT?! - Oh, there it is.


TAGS: starcraft victory fleet
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by 123987

seb - June 13, 2009, 10:24 am
cheater, stop usin' "show me the money"
Alex - May 8, 2009, 1:01 am
Starcraft FTMFW!!
Mr. Shiny - March 16, 2009, 1:14 pm
lol, very funny.


GRAFFITI - It's how retards sign their name!


TAGS: gangs graffiti gun stupidity
Rating: 2.17/5

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Logic Man - August 4, 2009, 5:00 pm
I shouldn't even be commenting on this lame poster...but WTF are you people commenting about. You are all idiots. Bye bye now...you stay in your ghetto and try not to touch keyboards.
Captain Douchebag - September 11, 2008, 4:08 pm
And we hope you get enough of an education to not come off as a complete fuckwit in the near future.
writer - September 11, 2008, 3:45 pm
stupid fag i hope sum1 bombs ur house
datnigga - July 20, 2008, 11:13 pm
you have to admit, the designs are tight
Max - June 14, 2008, 3:49 am
Not seeing the error.
M.E. - March 30, 2008, 5:19 pm
Too bad your penmanship isn't as good as "retards" huh?


ILLIDAN -




Games -


TAGS: leapfrog giraffe
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 11:52 pm
That's gotta be the most difficult form of leap frog ever...teehee.


WHEN IN DOUBT PUNCH IT -


TAGS: aircraft rule nine
Rating: 4.74/5

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marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 12:25 pm
LOVE THI5
grimchar - April 27, 2011, 2:07 am
That, my friend, is a B-47 Stratojet (USAF 1951-1977) using JATO (Jet Assisted Take-Off) rockets to get off the ground and gain altitude more quickly.
Airman - April 26, 2011, 12:21 pm
umm.. a B-52 has 8 engines. this is not a B52
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2011, 10:01 pm
It's clearly a tank.....
orbitalstress - April 25, 2011, 8:51 pm
Troll? thats a Boeing B-52 Stratofortress...
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:24 am
Geez! Haven't seen nor thought of a B-47 in years! 5 big Steve Canyons!


NEW TOYS TO PLAY WITH -


TAGS: grayeagle hummingbird unmanned aircraft
Rating: 4.64/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:07 pm
One step further towards making real war closer to the video games Americans believe it to be.
Qwasnoid - March 12, 2011, 2:00 am
Yeah, I'd say "almost," ever heard of IEDs? Now THAT's what's unfair, and cowardly.


Canadian Graffiti -


TAGS: graffiti canadians polite swearing
Rating: 4.45/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:56 pm
Crap is acceptable too...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - March 13, 2014, 2:35 pm
Poop!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:25 pm
Thanks little, glad I gave ya a chuckle!
chickenlittle - March 13, 2014, 9:15 am
ahaha that's awesome, laughed out loud MissP :D


Graffiti -


TAGS: polar bear graffiti
Rating: 4.25/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:59 pm
Hey...if they're gonna keep sleeping so close to my igloo...it's on!


CAT-SULATION - Keeps out the cold giraffes.


TAGS: cold giraffes cats
Rating: 4.22/5

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:06 am
Dude! I'm so waisted!


NEXT SUMMER - The Kids Are Staying Home And I'm Going To Camp


TAGS: which way to the crafting class
Rating: 3.9/5

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shannon21 - July 17, 2010, 3:00 pm
mommy can i go to camp?


REALISTS -




HIT THE DIRT!!!!!!!!! - creeeeeeeeper, creeeeeeeeper, creeper creeper, cre-sssssssssssssssss, RIP


TAGS: cod minecraft
Rating: 3.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:02 pm
"WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?" "I HAVE NO IDEA!!" -Carrentan


GAS MASKS - In Russia, a mandatory gear for traffic control.


TAGS: gas mask russia traffic control
Rating: 3.47/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:43 am
I remember seeing this when I left Moscow for Smolensk. This was during the fires.
almarpa - August 20, 2010, 11:32 am
Actualy I pushed my brain to create something with that line but nothing enough funny popped up.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:28 am
I would want a gas mask to if the smog and air pollution was as bad as it is there too.


-RL -




EELS - My hovercraft is full of them.


TAGS: hovercraft eels monty python
Rating: 2.63/5

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. . . . - February 26, 2009, 12:24 pm
Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait until lunchtime!
BuZZbomb - January 6, 2009, 11:27 pm
I will not buy this tobacconist. It is scratched. Would you like to go back to my place? Bouncy Bouncy!
pro - January 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
NREEEOW - January 6, 2009, 8:00 pm
I love this. So much.


ON BACON RACE ROAD - Children are not the problem


TAGS: road sign graffiti
Rating: 2.33/5

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GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 7:18 pm
it's the speed trap up ahead


WARCRAFT - More popular than Jesus


TAGS: warcraft jesus
Rating: 2.13/5

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Dylan - May 17, 2009, 11:05 pm
do you mean bloody battle arts, or WOW?


NO LIVER - Yeah no livers, only Russians, their vodka would kill them in one sip.




ZOO-TALK -




MULE TRADER -


TAGS: mule raffle
Rating: 4.69/5

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TheNightFlower - December 3, 2010, 4:13 pm
tl;dr
CANADA - December 2, 2010, 6:38 pm
love this oldie!
ICEMAN - December 2, 2010, 6:37 pm
5 hicks fer ya'


LAUNCH & RECOVERY -


TAGS: canadian aircraft carrier
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:52 am
... In your court, big fella."
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:51 am
Here's a fun fact Moooooooooooooooooooooo (probably) doesn't want you to know: while attempting to enter the U.S. recently, he was overheard to say: "Not only did I NOT pack my own luggage, Mister, I didn't even dress myself. So. Looks like the ball's
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:09 am
For God sakes Mooooooooooooooooooooo, what does the "P" in "PM" stand for AGAIN?!? And don't answer that, even if you can, it's a rhetorical. K?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2011, 12:47 am
Here's a fun fact that Sean doesn't want you to know, he went to the prom with his cousin....It didn't get really creepy until the Wedding. Also, his last name is Ghadafi.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:36 pm
Fascist!
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:35 pm
And as for manouverability on the high seas ... that carrier can turn on a dime, and chante like there's no tomorrow, provided the right Celine Deon song is blasting out of it's loudspeakers.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:29 pm
Here's a fun fact that Mooooooooooooooooooo doesn't want you to know: one on our 13 aircraft carriers is the H.M.S. Waldo, named after the brave Canadian who led Canada to its only gold medal in the 88 Olympics. Her "sport"? Synchronized swimming.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 21, 2011, 11:13 pm
I was. You're all banned....for 11 seconds.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:23 pm
And boy is Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gonna be pissed. He was talking aboot land based nuclear reactors , after all.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:18 pm
I saw it *wipes tears from eyes* but I musta just blocked it oot. *sniff* And I'll have you know, you big bully, that that Carrier, which I believe is the H.M.S. Rocket Richard, runs on the latest goose dropping technology known to man.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 6:53 pm
go ahead Sean, pretend you didn't see this


AND NOW FROM SKY-9 TRAFFIC - slight delay on the 405 southbound and northbound 57 will take you 30 minutes to merge with the 10 eastbound


TAGS: heavy traffic
Rating: 4.57/5

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rerun - November 28, 2010, 12:17 pm

I do miss Santa Cruz
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:00 pm
The weather does make it nice, though.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 11:55 am

One thing I don't miss about Ca is the traffic.
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2010, 8:26 am
So... glad I don't have to park those things. I'd end up backing them right off the edge of the ship.


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